Ever since we were old enough to read
My buddy Jenny and I have been thick as thieves
we snuck out of math class, pulled each other's hair
she pushed me down in the mud, and I taught her to swear
then one day she calls and says she has a surprise
I show up at her house and can't believe my eyes
it's seems my old pal had saved a special fund
with the goal of making parts of her a bit more rotund
her mo - dest bosom I had not noted before
had grown-into a sight that I could not ignore
Oh! No! Jenny got busted!
she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts
Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented
I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial
Oh! No! Jenny added on
her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony
Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted!
and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch
despite her new look which she had failed to inherit
dear Jenny and me wuz still like peas and carrots
but deep inside I knew that it couldn't last
with the vast new contents that her bra had amassed
I didn't want to risk a friendly slap
from getting caught staring at that booby trap
and worst thing of all with all this nonstop verbiage
there ain't no damn word that even rhymes with cleavage
she re-a-lized she had a new kind of appeal
my metaphysics say if I can touch them then they're real
Oh! No! Jenny got busted!
she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts
Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented
I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial
Oh! No! Jenny added on
her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony
Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted!
and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch
though it's sad to say it, to her dismay it, it wasn't always a walk in the park
all of her guy friends, they wanted more ......than she was willing
one by one they dropped off, they couldn't take it, and she couldn't fake it, and she didn't know
where this was going... she felt alone...
Oh! No! Jenny got busted!
she's stretching sweaters and breaking hearts
Oh! Yeah! Jenny augmented
I can't believe I'm that so damn superficial
Oh! No! Jenny added on
her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony
Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted!
and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch
Oh! No! Jenny got busted!
she's making mountains out of molehills
Oh! Yeah! Jenny operated
I can't keep my eyes above neck level
Oh! No! Jenny added on
her upstairs floor has a brand new balcony
Oh! Yeah! Jenny got busted!
and now my downstairs needs her woman's touch
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